i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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