Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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