I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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