Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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