You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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