Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
What happened to fro yo and sex?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize
