If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
The air taste purple.
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