there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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