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anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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