Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
how does that bad decision feel?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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