She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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