dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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