Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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