Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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