What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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