so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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