This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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