is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
ok first of all what the fuck
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