Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
And my parents said I crawled through the house
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I woke up under a house in Key West
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