I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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