physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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