OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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