You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
40s are totally the cure
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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