i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
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