Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it because I queefed?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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