you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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