You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
