these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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