I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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