No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'm just crazy horny about you
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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