I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
And then he peed in my hair
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