it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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