I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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