i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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