Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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