Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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