Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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