Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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