based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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