Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
It's Friday. Sex?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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