On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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