My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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