I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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