I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
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