It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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