even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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