I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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