Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Sorry my hands just texted you
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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