Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Come see our sink grown plant.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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