i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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