just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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