thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
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