I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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